[Gamzee literally jolts upright at the sight of the indigo arrows, letting out a honk of delight and twisting his lips up into a wide, toothy grin. He hasn't taken that dive off of the metaphorical high wire that is his sanity quite yet. All he harbors for this Sagittarian typing quirk and the person they represent are nothing more than friendly adoration.]
SaLu fUcKiNg tAtIoNs mY MoSt pErSpIrAtIoNaLlY DiPlOmAtIc oF MoThErFuCkErS! AiN'T EvErY DaMn dAy a bRo gEtS HiS WaKe uP On iN A FlEsHsUiT SuCh aS FuCkIn wHaT'S ThIs aLl iS, fOr sUrE. BuT BaRrInG AlL AlIeN HuSk uNfAmIlIaRiTiEs. I'D SaY My mOtHeRfUcKiN SeLf bE As aLl cHiLl aS WhAt's cAn mOtHeR FuCkInG Be. GoT MySeLf a fAt pInK DuDe wHo's aLl kEeN On bEiNg mY BeSt bUdDy, PrObAbLy. So tHaT'S A PoInT In fAvOr oF A GoOd dAy, YeAh?
UhHhH... BeInG NoT In sUcH StAtEs bE SoMeThInG WhAt i aIn't mUcH ReMeMbEr nOt bEiNg iN, mOsTlY. WhIcH Is tO SaY I AiN'T MuCh bEeN ClOsE To a fReSh hIt iN PeRiGrEeS. BuT ThEm mIrAcLeS DoN'T JuSt uP AnD AbAnDoN No mOtHeRfUcKeR QuItE SuCh sO EaSy, YoU KnOw? :O)
AnYwAy eNoUgH AbOuT FuCkIn tHaT RiGhTeOuS NoIsE. HoW'S It aLl yOu bE GeTtIn oN In tHiS CrAzY FuCkLaNd, BrO?
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Date: Jul. 9th, 2013 04:43 pm (UTC)SaLu fUcKiNg tAtIoNs mY MoSt pErSpIrAtIoNaLlY DiPlOmAtIc oF MoThErFuCkErS!
AiN'T EvErY DaMn dAy a bRo gEtS HiS WaKe uP On iN A FlEsHsUiT SuCh aS FuCkIn wHaT'S ThIs aLl iS, fOr sUrE.
BuT BaRrInG AlL AlIeN HuSk uNfAmIlIaRiTiEs.
I'D SaY My mOtHeRfUcKiN SeLf bE As aLl cHiLl aS WhAt's cAn mOtHeR FuCkInG Be.
GoT MySeLf a fAt pInK DuDe wHo's aLl kEeN On bEiNg mY BeSt bUdDy, PrObAbLy.
So tHaT'S A PoInT In fAvOr oF A GoOd dAy, YeAh?
UhHhH...
BeInG NoT In sUcH StAtEs bE SoMeThInG WhAt i aIn't mUcH ReMeMbEr nOt bEiNg iN, mOsTlY.
WhIcH Is tO SaY I AiN'T MuCh bEeN ClOsE To a fReSh hIt iN PeRiGrEeS.
BuT ThEm mIrAcLeS DoN'T JuSt uP AnD AbAnDoN No mOtHeRfUcKeR QuItE SuCh sO EaSy, YoU KnOw? :O)
AnYwAy eNoUgH AbOuT FuCkIn tHaT RiGhTeOuS NoIsE.
HoW'S It aLl yOu bE GeTtIn oN In tHiS CrAzY FuCkLaNd, BrO?