001 ♑ [video/text + action for new bark]
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soporeffective[The video feed switches on, but for some reason, Gamzee starts to type instead of speaking, not even looking into the camera. Perhaps he hadn't noticed he'd initiated the video function, as well. He's got a messy mop of curls on his head, and they insist on falling in his eyes every time he brings that painted face down to look at his Pokégear.]
HeYyY My rIgHtEoUs fReAkY-DeAkY PiNkLaNd iNhAbItAtInG MoThErFuCkErS. :o)
Or wHoEvEr aLl mAy bE At bEiNg tHe mOsT MoThErFuCkIn lUcKiEsT Of rEcIpIeNtS At mY TeXtUaL WeLl-wIsHeS.
I Be aLl sEeMiNg tO Be aT Up aNd hAvInG WhAt's aLl gOtTa bE BeInG LiKe, ThE MoSt wIcKeD Of hAlLuCiNoGeNiCaLlY InDuCeD PiE DrEaMs a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaS EvEr aLl tO Be uP AnD HaViNg fOr hImSeLf, HaHaHa!
I WaSn't eVeN AlL KnOwInG WhAt i cOuLd bE Up iN A PlAcE FoR ImAgInInG BeInG OnE Of tHeM WhO'S AlL SkInNeD In tHe bRoWnY PiNk sHaDeS.
WhAt aLl a bRoThEr's tHiNkPaN CaN Be gEtTiNg aT BeInG ImAgInInG In cOnTiNuEs aLl tO Be a mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClE EaCh aNd eVeRy gOd dAmN DaY! :oD
[He looks genuinely carefree, a big ol’ grin slapped on his face. Soon enough, however, his expression falls into that of a more thoughtful nature, though it retains all of its pleasantness.]
BuT, uHhH...
CoUlD I AlL MaYbE Be aSkIn oN A LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKiN AsSiStAnCe iN, lIkE, wHaT ThE FuCk i'm tO Be uP AnD DoInG AbOuT WoRkIn tHeSe fUnKy hUmAn dIgS?
AnD FuRtHeRmOrE, mAyBe bE GeTtInG YoUr eXpLaIn oN At mE WhY AlL I GoT A FaT PiNk mOtHeRfUcKeR AlL PlOpPeD Up nIcE AnD CoMfY In mY DaMn lAp?
AlL I WaS DoInG WaS GeTtInG My bOnK AnD PrOd oN At tHe fUnNy mOtHeRfUcKiN JuGgLe bAlLs i gOt hErE WiTh mE WhEn dUdE Up aNd iNvAdEd mY MoThErFuCkIn bUbBlE LiKe hE AlL WaS OwNiNg tHe hIvE.
NoT ThAt iT AiN'T No tHiNg, I AlL Be a bRoThEr bElIeViNg iN ShArInG ThE MoThErFuCkIn sPaCe. :o)
I ThInK ThErE WaS SoMe mAnUaLs oR FuCkIn sOmEtHiNg bUt i aIn't sUrE WhErE AlL ThOsE DuDeS WeRe tO Be gEtTiNg uP AnD At.
ThInK I AlL WaS To dRoP ThEm wHeN I SpIlLeD ThE StUfF OuT Of mY HeLlA DoPe bAcKpAcK.
If nOt, It aIn't nO BiG!
I Be aLl sUrE In tHiS MoThErFuCkEr fIgUrInG ThE NoIsE WhAt's lIkE ThAt iS AlL MoThErFuCkIn sTrAiGhT OuT AnD ShIt!
MiRaClEs dOn't fAiL To bE GeTtInG ThEiR HeLp oN At nO MoThErFuCkEr iN NeEd!
[Gamzee takes a moment to visually assess his message, eyes slowly drifting across the screen before becoming obviously distracted halfway through and flicking up to stare at his surroundings. The feed remains on indefinitely.]
☮☮☮
[Later, he had taken to walking. Gamzee had never before tread with feet whose toenails did not push up against the tips of his sneakers. Never before had his head felt so weightless, bereft of its usual pair of massive horns and pointed ears. He could have likened it, perhaps, to the feeling of disjointed euphoria he’d always experienced from a choice tin of sopor – that first taste when you know the shit’s still hot but you all get to be bringing it up in for a taste anyways? Yeahhh. That’s the one. In fact, that wasn’t far off from what he’d been telling himself ever since he’d woken up in this place, disoriented yet pleasantly curious. He’d been briefed about his stay and his new partner, information he paid little attention to, because rules and regulations were just stuffy drivel that no decent whimsical motherfucker ever was to be getting his follow on of. Besides, the scenery and lushness of the land here was too distracting for him to have listened to that hoofbeastshit even if he’d wanted to.]
[Attempting to coerce any sort of conversation, decipherable or not, from the fat, pink creature that was apparently under his immediate supervision proved to be a fruitless endeavor. The only responses he got from it were extremely drawn-out and seemed to tax the thing more than Gamzee was interested in doing. It wasn’t chill to be all forcing a bro to be speaking when all he wasn’t feeling on doing it, for sure. He figured he’d supply the conversation for the both of them, hoisting the little dude (who was decidedly not little) up into his arms and lugging it along as he wandered down the 29th route.]
So, like, you all get your motherfuckin’ live on at what’s this greeny-planty joint all’s at being?
[He began, turning a blithe gaze towards the treetops and carrying on barefoot. His things had been packed away in the bag slung over his shoulder, but Gamzee had neglected to zip it up properly. As a result, all of his belongings were tumbling out of the knapsack as he continued down the trail.]
Or maybe you all is fuckin’ just being a dopey dreamer like this motherfucker? Get your wake on up in here like all just was to be doin’?
[He jostled the critter in his arms, attempting to elicit a response. It stared blankly ahead, swishing its tail laboriously.]
Bro of silence, ain’t you motherfuckin’ just? Nah, no worries, my wicked motherfucker. You ain’t gotta be speaking for all the motherfuckin’ miracles to get their hear on of you. Miracles be a funny motherfucking thing, in that they all be having their notice going of you when all you be least expecting it. Be what’s so fuckin’ great on them brothers, you know?
[He laughed to himself, readjusting his grip on his new friend as his new, pink-skinned feet turned a more familiar gray from the dirt and dust they were collecting.]
No offense to your ass, motherfucker, but I all be hoping I be snappin’ up out this halluci-motherfucking-nation sooner than fucking later, ’cause now that I be thinkin’ on it, I was pretty sure on what I got somethin’ important goin’ on that fucking needs all going back to...
HeYyY My rIgHtEoUs fReAkY-DeAkY PiNkLaNd iNhAbItAtInG MoThErFuCkErS. :o)
Or wHoEvEr aLl mAy bE At bEiNg tHe mOsT MoThErFuCkIn lUcKiEsT Of rEcIpIeNtS At mY TeXtUaL WeLl-wIsHeS.
I Be aLl sEeMiNg tO Be aT Up aNd hAvInG WhAt's aLl gOtTa bE BeInG LiKe, ThE MoSt wIcKeD Of hAlLuCiNoGeNiCaLlY InDuCeD PiE DrEaMs a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaS EvEr aLl tO Be uP AnD HaViNg fOr hImSeLf, HaHaHa!
I WaSn't eVeN AlL KnOwInG WhAt i cOuLd bE Up iN A PlAcE FoR ImAgInInG BeInG OnE Of tHeM WhO'S AlL SkInNeD In tHe bRoWnY PiNk sHaDeS.
WhAt aLl a bRoThEr's tHiNkPaN CaN Be gEtTiNg aT BeInG ImAgInInG In cOnTiNuEs aLl tO Be a mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClE EaCh aNd eVeRy gOd dAmN DaY! :oD
[He looks genuinely carefree, a big ol’ grin slapped on his face. Soon enough, however, his expression falls into that of a more thoughtful nature, though it retains all of its pleasantness.]
BuT, uHhH...
CoUlD I AlL MaYbE Be aSkIn oN A LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKiN AsSiStAnCe iN, lIkE, wHaT ThE FuCk i'm tO Be uP AnD DoInG AbOuT WoRkIn tHeSe fUnKy hUmAn dIgS?
AnD FuRtHeRmOrE, mAyBe bE GeTtInG YoUr eXpLaIn oN At mE WhY AlL I GoT A FaT PiNk mOtHeRfUcKeR AlL PlOpPeD Up nIcE AnD CoMfY In mY DaMn lAp?
AlL I WaS DoInG WaS GeTtInG My bOnK AnD PrOd oN At tHe fUnNy mOtHeRfUcKiN JuGgLe bAlLs i gOt hErE WiTh mE WhEn dUdE Up aNd iNvAdEd mY MoThErFuCkIn bUbBlE LiKe hE AlL WaS OwNiNg tHe hIvE.
NoT ThAt iT AiN'T No tHiNg, I AlL Be a bRoThEr bElIeViNg iN ShArInG ThE MoThErFuCkIn sPaCe. :o)
I ThInK ThErE WaS SoMe mAnUaLs oR FuCkIn sOmEtHiNg bUt i aIn't sUrE WhErE AlL ThOsE DuDeS WeRe tO Be gEtTiNg uP AnD At.
ThInK I AlL WaS To dRoP ThEm wHeN I SpIlLeD ThE StUfF OuT Of mY HeLlA DoPe bAcKpAcK.
If nOt, It aIn't nO BiG!
I Be aLl sUrE In tHiS MoThErFuCkEr fIgUrInG ThE NoIsE WhAt's lIkE ThAt iS AlL MoThErFuCkIn sTrAiGhT OuT AnD ShIt!
MiRaClEs dOn't fAiL To bE GeTtInG ThEiR HeLp oN At nO MoThErFuCkEr iN NeEd!
[Gamzee takes a moment to visually assess his message, eyes slowly drifting across the screen before becoming obviously distracted halfway through and flicking up to stare at his surroundings. The feed remains on indefinitely.]
☮☮☮
[Later, he had taken to walking. Gamzee had never before tread with feet whose toenails did not push up against the tips of his sneakers. Never before had his head felt so weightless, bereft of its usual pair of massive horns and pointed ears. He could have likened it, perhaps, to the feeling of disjointed euphoria he’d always experienced from a choice tin of sopor – that first taste when you know the shit’s still hot but you all get to be bringing it up in for a taste anyways? Yeahhh. That’s the one. In fact, that wasn’t far off from what he’d been telling himself ever since he’d woken up in this place, disoriented yet pleasantly curious. He’d been briefed about his stay and his new partner, information he paid little attention to, because rules and regulations were just stuffy drivel that no decent whimsical motherfucker ever was to be getting his follow on of. Besides, the scenery and lushness of the land here was too distracting for him to have listened to that hoofbeastshit even if he’d wanted to.]
[Attempting to coerce any sort of conversation, decipherable or not, from the fat, pink creature that was apparently under his immediate supervision proved to be a fruitless endeavor. The only responses he got from it were extremely drawn-out and seemed to tax the thing more than Gamzee was interested in doing. It wasn’t chill to be all forcing a bro to be speaking when all he wasn’t feeling on doing it, for sure. He figured he’d supply the conversation for the both of them, hoisting the little dude (who was decidedly not little) up into his arms and lugging it along as he wandered down the 29th route.]
So, like, you all get your motherfuckin’ live on at what’s this greeny-planty joint all’s at being?
[He began, turning a blithe gaze towards the treetops and carrying on barefoot. His things had been packed away in the bag slung over his shoulder, but Gamzee had neglected to zip it up properly. As a result, all of his belongings were tumbling out of the knapsack as he continued down the trail.]
Or maybe you all is fuckin’ just being a dopey dreamer like this motherfucker? Get your wake on up in here like all just was to be doin’?
[He jostled the critter in his arms, attempting to elicit a response. It stared blankly ahead, swishing its tail laboriously.]
Bro of silence, ain’t you motherfuckin’ just? Nah, no worries, my wicked motherfucker. You ain’t gotta be speaking for all the motherfuckin’ miracles to get their hear on of you. Miracles be a funny motherfucking thing, in that they all be having their notice going of you when all you be least expecting it. Be what’s so fuckin’ great on them brothers, you know?
[He laughed to himself, readjusting his grip on his new friend as his new, pink-skinned feet turned a more familiar gray from the dirt and dust they were collecting.]
No offense to your ass, motherfucker, but I all be hoping I be snappin’ up out this halluci-motherfucking-nation sooner than fucking later, ’cause now that I be thinkin’ on it, I was pretty sure on what I got somethin’ important goin’ on that fucking needs all going back to...
[text]
Date: Jul. 9th, 2013 06:26 am (UTC)D--> Are you
D--> Feeling well
[Which is a very cautious way of asking if Gamzee has rolled his one-wheel device off into the abyss of psychosis and frothing rage or not. Likely not, given that this version of Gamzee seems far more familiar to Equius than the last one to show up in New Bark Town, but that was terrifying enough that he's treading lightly until he gets a definitive answer.]
D--> I see you have returned to your state of soporific into%ication
[Video/Text.]
Date: Jul. 9th, 2013 04:43 pm (UTC)SaLu fUcKiNg tAtIoNs mY MoSt pErSpIrAtIoNaLlY DiPlOmAtIc oF MoThErFuCkErS!
AiN'T EvErY DaMn dAy a bRo gEtS HiS WaKe uP On iN A FlEsHsUiT SuCh aS FuCkIn wHaT'S ThIs aLl iS, fOr sUrE.
BuT BaRrInG AlL AlIeN HuSk uNfAmIlIaRiTiEs.
I'D SaY My mOtHeRfUcKiN SeLf bE As aLl cHiLl aS WhAt's cAn mOtHeR FuCkInG Be.
GoT MySeLf a fAt pInK DuDe wHo's aLl kEeN On bEiNg mY BeSt bUdDy, PrObAbLy.
So tHaT'S A PoInT In fAvOr oF A GoOd dAy, YeAh?
UhHhH...
BeInG NoT In sUcH StAtEs bE SoMeThInG WhAt i aIn't mUcH ReMeMbEr nOt bEiNg iN, mOsTlY.
WhIcH Is tO SaY I AiN'T MuCh bEeN ClOsE To a fReSh hIt iN PeRiGrEeS.
BuT ThEm mIrAcLeS DoN'T JuSt uP AnD AbAnDoN No mOtHeRfUcKeR QuItE SuCh sO EaSy, YoU KnOw? :O)
AnYwAy eNoUgH AbOuT FuCkIn tHaT RiGhTeOuS NoIsE.
HoW'S It aLl yOu bE GeTtIn oN In tHiS CrAzY FuCkLaNd, BrO?
Re: [Video/Text.]
Date: Jul. 12th, 2013 03:46 am (UTC)D--> You are taking this transformation far too well
[Sometimes he really feels like he's the only troll to be properly horrified by this.]
D--> I am well enough, considering I have been here for nearly half a sweep
D--> I have been slowly climbing what passes for a hierarchy here
D--> Given the lack of a proper hemospectrum
D--> Speaking of which
D--> I imagine you have already been told, but the pink creature is more than likely your Pokebeast companion
D--> It is your defense against the wildlife here
D--> They can be quite STRONG and aggressive, despite their appearance
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Date: Jul. 14th, 2013 09:00 pm (UTC)AiN'T MuCh gOoD GeTtIn yOuR MoThErFuCkIn fReT On oVeR NoIsE WhAt aIn't aLl uNdEr, LiKe, YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG CoNtRoL, rIgHt, DoGg?
BeTtEr tO Be aCcEpTiNg tHe mIrAcLeS As aLl iN WhAt wAy tHeY Be cHoOsIn tO PrEsEnT ThEmSeLvEs iN YoU, yOu kNoW?
[His eyes turned a bit glassy as he took his own words in, reveling in the foreign feeling of the sun on his skin. At Equius' words regarding Slowpoke, Gamzee shifted his attention to the fat oaf of a Pokémon reclining at his side.]
YeAh, I GoT My mOtHeRfUcKiN HeAr oN Of aT SoMe nOiSe oN WhAt tHaT AlL SoUnDs fUcKiN ReSeMbLiNg tO. :o/
DoN'T KnOw mUcH HoW I Be mOtHeRfUcKiNg fEeLiNg oN MaKiN No oThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR GeT HiS SeRvItUdE On fOr mE.
SeEiNg aS AlL HoW He aIn't mUcH BeInG Of tHe cOnVeRsAtIoNaLiSt tYpE Of bRoThEr.
CaN'T AlL Be oBtAiNiNg cOnSeNt fOr sUcH ThEm sOrTs oF DuTiEs.
PrEfEr tO AlL LeT A BrO ChIlL OuT AnD Do wHaT HiS LiTtLe bLoOd pUsHeR Be aLl fEeLiNg iN HiM, yOu kNoW?
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Date: Jul. 17th, 2013 03:37 am (UTC)D--> Commanding the Pokébeasts is precisely the sort of thing you should have no problem with
[Total elapsed time for old habits and irritations to override new caution - approximately thirty seconds.]
D--> If it is really such a necessesity
D--> They are quite capable of e%pressing displeasure if they are unwilling to obey
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Date: Jul. 18th, 2013 05:22 pm (UTC)YoU SuRe aBoUt tHaT, bRo?
MoThErFuCkEr aIn't mAdE MuCh cLeAr aT Me yEt sInCe aLl wE GoT OuR InTrOdUcE On aNd tHaT ShIt.
ThInK He uP AnD AlL PlUmB FoRgOt oN HoW To mOtHeR FuCkInG GeT HiS TaLk oN. :o(
WhAt kInDa dUdE WaS YoU AlL GeTtInG To bE YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiN FrIeNd, Yo?
HoPe tHe mEsSiAhS FuCkIn bLeSsEd yOuR AsS AlL WiTh sOmE CrAzY MeChAnIcAl hOoFbEaSt oR SoMeThInG WhAt's cOuLd aLl bE CoNsIdErEd bEiNg eQuAlLy aS MoThErFuCkIn bItChTiTs!
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Date: Jul. 20th, 2013 07:01 pm (UTC)[Nevermind that most of the Pokemon can't actually speak.]
D--> I was gifted with a hoofbeast upon my arrival here, yes
D--> She is e%quisite
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Date: Jul. 23rd, 2013 05:00 pm (UTC)Aw, ShIt.
ThAt bE WaRmInG AlL Up iN A MoThErFuCkEr's pUmP BiScUiT To aLl hEaR On tHaT NoIsE, bRoThEr.
BuT HeY.
A LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKiN FlApBeAsT WhO AlL AiN'T ReAlLy mUcH Of bEiNg a fUcKiN FlApBeAsT BuT WhO AlL We mOtHeRfUcKeRs cAn gEt aT BeInG To sAy oN Is a mOtHeRfUcKiN FlApBeAsT FoR AlL ThE SaKe oF SuCh mEtApHoRs.
Be tElLiNg iN Me wHaT YoU GoT A MoThErFuCkIn wIgGlInG DaY SoOn?
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Date: Jul. 25th, 2013 11:14 pm (UTC)D--> But the half-sweep anniversary of my arrival here is approaching
[Which he'd mostly forgotten about...]
D--> And I suspect the metaphorical flapbeast in question will ask you to adopt a human wiggling day yourself if your stay is sufficiently e%tended
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Date: Jul. 26th, 2013 03:45 pm (UTC)BuT I AlL WaS JuSt sEeInG At yOu iN BaCk hOmE BeFoRe i wEnT To gEt mYsElF WoKe tHe fUcK Up hErE, bRo.
HoW ThE FuCk dOeS ThAt eVeN BeGiN To bE MoThErFuCkInG WoRkInG OuT WhAt's lIkE ThAt wAy?
AlSo i aIn't mUcH GoOd aT ReMeMbErInG WhEn aLl mY ReAl wIgGlInG DaY Is, So i dOn't tHiNk i'd bE In a pLaCe tO AlL Be pIcKiNg oUt a nEw oNe aNd kEePiNg tRaCk oF ThAt.
ThInK I'Ll mOtHeRfUcKiN LeAvE ThEm rEsPoNsIbIlItIeS To tHoSe mOtHeRfUcKeRs mOrE SuItEd. :o)